Wednesday, September 23, 2009

What's in a name?

That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
(William Shakespeare)


Here in the Midwest many things go by different names than what I'm used to.

What I grew up calling Best Foods mayonnaise is called Hellmann's.

"Bring out your [insert appropriate name] and bring out the best!"

Same company, same mayo, different name. The bread we buy has THREE different aliases!!! West Coast hippies eat OROWEAT,


Midwestern farmers choose BROWNBERRY,


and East Coast sophisticates prefer ARNOLD.


It can get a little confusing, can't it?

At least our bottled water company is kind enough to provide a map!



I guess, like William Shakespeare so eloquently said, sometimes the name doesn't matter. You're getting the same thing regardless of what it's called.

And then again, sometimes a name makes all the difference...


SEAN

KYLE

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Scout's Honor


Guess who's a brand-new cub scout?

Cub Scout Motto: DO YOUR BEST!





TA-DA!!!

Now in Theaters: "Akela and the Wolves"
[Akela (a-kay-lah): scouting term for leader]


Betcha didn't see THAT coming! Well, neither did I. Kyle doesn't start Scouts for another next year, so I was speechless when I was asked to be the Assistant Den Leader. (Okay, so I was only speechless for a moment...)

My jaw-dropping surprise was second only to a letter I received last year from Provo Parks and Recreation. The letter opened by sincerely thanking me for volunteering to be the coach for Kyle's flag football team. Further down it read:

"If you didn't offer to coach, but said that you'd be willing to be an assistant, (because you are too nice), then you are receiving this letter because nobody else volunteered (because they knew better). Congratulations! (ha-ha!) Please come to the coaches meeting, August 9th at 6pm for orientation." (Parentheses added for sarcasm.)


Did I mention that the letter arrived August 9th at 2pm?



The Provo Red Hawks: A Motley Crew


As you can see, I took the coaching job and had a great time doing it. My guess is that this cub scout stint will be just as fun and fulfilling. I'm gonna "DO MY BEST!"



Friday, September 11, 2009

Swiss Miss


Every year the city of Midway, Utah holds their Swiss Days celebration. It's my sister's annual tradition to visit their craft booths and she always finds the coolest handmade items.

This year I sent her on a mission to find me an oversized flower for my hair, something I've wanted for awhile now. This is what she found. I absolutely LOVE IT!

Niecy Nash, eat your heart out!


Friday, September 4, 2009

Back to Nature





Last night as I lay in bed during Sean's 3AM feeding, I marveled at how lovely the crickets sounded as their night song drifted through our open window. It was so peaceful and relaxing that I forgot that the creatures making the melodic noise were insects.

Now I don't hate bugs, but I don't love them either. As the mother of a seven-year old boy, I've seen my fair share of them. In fact, earlier this week while visiting Kyle at school, a praying mantis the size of my hand (I'm not just talking as long as my hand, but just as WIDE as it too) flew directly at me and alighted (as best as a creature that size can alight, that is) on my dark green, floral print skirt . I think it thought I was bush...

It was quite the sight, particularly from my point of view, and I tried my best to not to shout out as I watched it crawl closer and closer to my waistband. I wanted to quickly flick it off and do one of those full-body shudders to shake off the heebie-jeebies, but there was no way I was going to let the second graders on the playground think that I was a fraidy cat. (Pride - 1, Fear - 0) So before it could ascend Sean's pudgy legs dangling down from the baby Bjorn, I calmly shook my skirt and catapulted it over the sand pit and into the grass next to the tether ball poles. It was immediately swarmed by a group of seven-year old boys (my son included) yelling "Cool!" and "Awesome!".

Well, I didn't think the gargantuan mantis was very cool but I did find the symphony of crickets last night to be pretty awesome. Their chirping was light and airy with crisp notes that weren't overly shrill or monotone like the motorcycle-without-a-muffler, mind-numbing, buzz of summer cicadas. Most of all, I couldn't believe how clearly I could hear their song. It was like I had a front row seat! Instead of picking up my ipod and surfing the net, like I usually do while I nurse, I sat back in bed and listened to the crickets as I gazed down at Sean who was bathed in the soft glow of the night light. It was one of those perfect moments that comes around now and then when you wish you had a video recorder that could adequately capture the beauty of your experience.

Sean finished nursing and I laid him in his bassinet. Still feeling a little high and very zen, I walked across the hall to check on Kyle. In Kyle's room, I could hear the crickets even more clearly than before! I was tempted to wake him so he could enjoy it too (he would've loved it) but I knew better than to wake a sleeping giant and besides, I was enjoying this rare, tranquil, moment alone. As I floated back to my room, I noticed that the clear sound of the crickets wasn't only broadcasting in stereo from Kyle's room, but from the living room as well, and realized that I must have left the sliding door open. (Again!) As I got to the patio door, however, I found it firmly locked. But the crickets' song was even louder than before!?! In fact, it sounded like there was one cricket in particular that was singing a solo. How could that be? And then it hit me. There was a cricket in my house...

So there I was, at three in the morning, tearing apart my living room in search of the rogue symphonist; my moment of zen quickly turned on its head as I chased the tiniest black cricket around our living room, hopping over and under furniture in my pursuit. (How was it that such a tiny little guy was capable of making SO much noise? Maybe he was a newborn...) Finally, after a few laps, I captured the little guy. I was tempted to fling him outside to teach him a lesson and for the briefest of moments the little devil on my shoulder yelled, "Squish it!", but cooler heads prevailed and I gently put him outside to join the rest of the critters, where he belonged. Ordinarily I would've been very put out about the whole incident and thought that the night was ruined, but as I lay in bed, I let the crickets resume their lullaby and I smiled. I knew that in the morning I'd have a great story to tell Kyle about the cricket in our house and how I single-handedly got it out. He'd think it was pretty awesome and I would feel very cool.